- english commentators: and he's scored the goal!
- spanish commentators: *air horns, wild screaming, tears are everywhere, world war three has started in the stands and the commentator has still not taken a breath*
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i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was
Carry the book you’re writing in your imagination, but keep your mouth closed. That way, nothing that belongs to the book will escape—no image will fade from overexposure, no dialogue will become rote, and no idea will lose its full impact.
Sealed in its original container—your head—your work will retain all its freshness and flavor. Robert Masello, Robert’s Rules of Writing: 101 Unconventional Lessons Every Writer Needs to Know (via fixyourwritinghabits)
If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.
Why the fuck would I do that
better idea: when its asleep, tie a piece of string around it. now you have a pet bee on a string to protect you
Best idea: leave the fucking bees alone.